Kenny, he didn’t mean to take two LEMMINGS!

Stay tuned next week for the very first contest on KennyChronicles.com! (English only, I’m not translating the rules)

Contest! Come up with the LEAST LIKELY THING TO BE A WEAPON and your idea might become the next wallpaper! Visit this link for full details!

If you’re wondering if the meat dress that Lady Gaga wore at last month’s Video Music Awards show was real, well, yes it was.

UPDATE: I’ve made Lady Gaag into a desktop wallpaper!

As a bonus, here’s Christopher Walkin’s rendition of Lady Gaga’s Poker Face:

I was originally planning on killing off the cat today, but this new direction has lots of possibilities.

To new readers: that cat has caused various injuries in the past, like in this one.

Mau?

The day before this comic was to go up, I heard a lady call to her children, “Come on, chitlins!”. I knew then that I had a name for the cat.

I hope this isn’t why I have the sniffles. Those cats are out to get us, I tell ya.

If you’re unfamiliar with that ghost-like skunk, read the archives. Yeah, he’s dead. He haunts Kenny. Nope, he’s not a ghost, Kenny’s just a bit insane.