Based on a true story, but without the scratching. The drive thru guy’s exact words were “HOLY CRAP!”, but tartar sauce is funnier.

(Taking Sept. 14th & 17th off, catch the next comic on the 21st!)

That’s right, there have now been 199 Kenny Chronicles comics. Huzzah!

Now I’m going to get a lot of oceanographer fans just for the Pelagic Pizza Plaza name. Thank you, Wikipedia, for expanding my vocabulary. I’ll forget that word within an hour, though.

The pelagic zone is “any water in the sea that is not close to the bottom or near to the shore”, according to Wikipedia. So basically, the ship is in the pelagic zone right now. Fascinating, I know.

Alt title: “Competitor Service”

Would you like omen insurance?

I think every fast food worker has seen this too often.

When going against Death, skill trumps sharpness.

Not looking good for Kenny.
That first panel is based on the frequent order of “a 3-piece dinner” at my workplace. We have 3 dinners that can be called a “3-piece dinner” and we ALWAYS have to ask which one. Sometimes they’ll just repeat “a 3-piece dinner”.