There was a cat hanging around the restaurant I work at for a full week. We never fed it, because you simply shouldn’t feed strays unless you want them to own you. We think it went home or found a new home. Maybe it understood that the manager was going to call animal control, especially after it broke inside twice the day before.

Based on a true story, but without the scratching. The drive thru guy’s exact words were “HOLY CRAP!”, but tartar sauce is funnier.

(Taking Sept. 14th & 17th off, catch the next comic on the 21st!)

Obviously Kenny’s still recovering from that conk on the head.

Delicious irony. I love it for breakfast. With strawberries on top.
Also, one of our cats particularly likes to nuzzle my leg anytime I’m improperly balanced. They’re out to get us, I tell ya.

Time for some comfort food!

ALSO- stay tuned for an exciting announcement later this week! I might have a webcomics first!

I was originally planning on killing off the cat today, but this new direction has lots of possibilities.

To new readers: that cat has caused various injuries in the past, like in this one.

Mau?

The day before this comic was to go up, I heard a lady call to her children, “Come on, chitlins!”. I knew then that I had a name for the cat.

I hope this isn’t why I have the sniffles. Those cats are out to get us, I tell ya.

Why yes, I do have cats. How’d you know?