Peg Leg Pete would like to upgrade to Stainless Steel Robotic Leg Pete, and sell his old sword on eBay.

And if you don’t know who Jayne Cobb is, you haven’t watched Firefly(series) or Serenity(movie).

These were modern-day pirates in a speedboat, by the way, and no eye patches were involved. Pirates are simply robbers at sea. I go for more realistic pirates than the yar-har-har pirates in cartoons. That’s a rocket launcher, if you look closely at the ammunition.

Right, with that out of the way, now you know why the wolves were “considered” a good idea. They’re being handled by people who know how to handle them. Unfortunately, those people died and their belongings were taken then sold on eBay or uploaded to file-sharing services.