Dude! The Nutcracker story has a 7-headed mouse! I demand a full-3D science fiction flick. The only ballet allowed would be space ships doing somersaults in the sky. And none of this “Kill the mouse with a shoe” business, I want blood!
I’ve been hearing this song on the radio lately(“Bed Rock” by Lil’ Wayne), and it truly is disturbing to me, because if she’s calling him Flintstone, putting him into a sexual reference…. ergh. You can call me Johnny Depp.
Comic information: Posted: March 25th, 2010 Comments:Comments Off on I’m Too Sick Today, So Here’s A Rerun. Keywords:kangaroo, Kenny, parody
It hurts to keep my eyes open, so since the comic’s 2 year anniversary is coming up very soon, it seems like an old comic might be appropriate. This has been one of my favorite parodies so far. Also, the Spanish version has been corrected finally. Some people might still have some nitpicks, but the early comics weren’t easy to edit.
Hopefully I’ll be okay in a few hours. If I don’t stay on the computer too long, I hope to feel better in the morning.
Comic information: Posted: February 28th, 2011 Comments:Comments Off on Closer… Closer… Eh, Close Enough Keywords:Death Golden, Kenny, parody, satire
Sesame Street often has popular singers on their show, like when REM performed Furry Happy Monsters. Fairly recently, Katy Perry performed a version of Hot N Cold with Elmo, and parents complained that her dress was too revealing, despite their target audience being children that had just got weaned off of breast feeding.
More recently, I started thinking, “Sesame Street could’ve done worse, so HOW much worse?”. “Closer” by the Nine Inch Nails could be edited a littl… lot, to get on there, sure! :)
As for what Kenny and Death are looking at, I’m leaving it up to your imagination.
Comic information: Posted: March 3rd, 2011 Comments:Comments Off on Apparently it’s Muppets Week at Kenny Chronicles? Keywords:Death Golden, Kenny, parody
I used an English-to-Swedish-Chef translator on that one.
If you’re unfamiliar with the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show, here’s a clip:
Also, here’s a clip that our local comedy radio station uses a part of as a segue:
Hello, Rarity. Look at your gems. Now back to me. Now back at your gems NOW BACK TO ME! Sadly, your gems aren’t in my belly, but if they were, I’d be a very happy dragon.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re on a boat, with the dragon you could be feeding. What’s in your hooves? Back at me. I have it! It’s two topaz crystals about to make a little dragon happy. Look again- THOSE TOPAZES ARE NOW DIGESTING! Anything is possible when your dragon is me.
I’m on a pony.
“GET OFF ME, SPIKE!”