Oh shnikies…

I just felt like quoting Dr. Who in the title.
SO, Kenny and Funky are delivering to the same place??? How weird!

Delivery people get some scary houses sometimes. I’m sure people who deliver shady goods get even scarier houses, like this one.
No matter what you deliver, you’ll always get some who just don’t answer the door. Sometimes, I wonder if I should search for bodies.

NEWS FLASH! Kenny Chronicles goes daily for the month of July! I like this annual tradition. No, I don’t have a buffer yet.

Welcome to TMI Sportswear. That employee doesn’t wear our underwear.

Drawing a drunk Kenny is pretty fun.

There was a cat hanging around the restaurant I work at for a full week. We never fed it, because you simply shouldn’t feed strays unless you want them to own you. We think it went home or found a new home. Maybe it understood that the manager was going to call animal control, especially after it broke inside twice the day before.

Based on a true story, but without the scratching. The drive thru guy’s exact words were “HOLY CRAP!”, but tartar sauce is funnier.

(Taking Sept. 14th & 17th off, catch the next comic on the 21st!)

Peg Leg Pete would like to upgrade to Stainless Steel Robotic Leg Pete, and sell his old sword on eBay.

And if you don’t know who Jayne Cobb is, you haven’t watched Firefly(series) or Serenity(movie).