You’re not gossiping to the duck behind MY back, are you?

It’s a good thing the collars are waterproof. Or at least the packaging says they are.

Since someone will ask: his message to his mom is “Please pick up more mice at the store”

Hey, remember that time when Kenny stole a collar?

Morningstar makes some pretty good veggieburgers. Just wanted to mention that.

If you’re not familiar with falooda, you’re not missing anything. Think of watered-down tapioca pudding, maybe some fruit flavors, with cold spaghetti mixed in. As far as Indian drinks go, I prefer a mango lassi. THOSE are awesome.

…but is it safe?

Half of you will get the reference, half of you will wonder if there’s a reference, all of you will laugh.
(Previously on Kenny Chronicles, Kenny is unsure about the contents of the package he’s carrying.)

Tricorders should be called ferrets, really.