httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkCsp5WggSY

Hello, Rarity. Look at your gems. Now back to me. Now back at your gems NOW BACK TO ME! Sadly, your gems aren’t in my belly, but if they were, I’d be a very happy dragon.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re on a boat, with the dragon you could be feeding. What’s in your hooves? Back at me. I have it! It’s two topaz crystals about to make a little dragon happy. Look again- THOSE TOPAZES ARE NOW DIGESTING! Anything is possible when your dragon is me.
I’m on a pony.
“GET OFF ME, SPIKE!”