Now I’m going to get a lot of oceanographer fans just for the Pelagic Pizza Plaza name. Thank you, Wikipedia, for expanding my vocabulary. I’ll forget that word within an hour, though.

The pelagic zone is “any water in the sea that is not close to the bottom or near to the shore”, according to Wikipedia. So basically, the ship is in the pelagic zone right now. Fascinating, I know.

Alt title: “Competitor Service”